Casa di Shanks

Wanted: Visitors
When: Now

Amenities: Casa di Shanks is able to accomodate up to 4 guests comfortably and upwards of 10 guests if sleeping on the floor is permitted. You'll wake up to John singing in the shower every morning followed by superfluous amounts of cinnamon roll oatmeal. After that, treat yourself to a delicious orange, starfruit, or grapefruit from the backyard. Casa di Shanks offers free wi-fi, cable, and any movie you could ever dream of seeing, thanks to John's stealthy computer abilities. There's also Wii for those video game lovers. After a long relaxing day, you'll enjoy one of Mary's famous homecooked meals followed by ice cream and hot chocolate and a night of awesome board games.

While staying at Casa di Shanks, you'll have the opportunity to visit many of Florida's awesome sites. Start at the Ringing Brothers Museum in Sarasota (followed by a quick trip to Whole Foods Market!), then make your way to Tampa to visit Busch Gardens, the Holocaust Museum, Museum of Science and Industry, and much more! The best part is, the beautiful Gulf of Mexico is located only 1/2 block away from Casa di Shanks!

Come one, come all to Casa di Shanks! You won't regret it ;)

Aka, please come visit us. We're lonesome.